“Welcome to Sparky’s Home Repair Hour with your host, me! Sparky! Today I am working with my assistant to finish up a bit of floor work needed after the installation of a new dishwasher.”
“The tools you will need for this job is a flashlight, a tape measure, and an old man who picks out a favorite sweatshirt and insists on wearing nothing but that every weekend for an entire winter.”
“Now the first thing you do is… hey, why is this hand holding the flashlight when I deserve pets?”
“ANYhoo, as I was saying. The first thing you need to do when working on a project such as this is… hey, what the heck is so interesting under here?”
“Measure twice, jump once!”
“Ah, you see. That is not how I would do it. What you should do is…”
“Hey! Why you put me outside?! Um, I mean… That’s all the time we have today on Sparky’s Home Repair Hour. Thanks for joining me. See you next time!”
Hi Sparky, boy you sure a hard working dog, but why did they put you outside. How will the job get finished now.???
I have a favourite T-Shirt I wear almost every weekend much to my wife’s disgust. When we go out anywhere she always says “You are NOT wearing that shirt if you’re coming with me!!!”
Were you, by chance, getting in the way? I wear my University of Memphis t-shirt almost every Saturday. Go Tigers!
that was so cute! good job sparky!
Hi ya Sparky Boy what a good helper you are! Hope you had a blessed & happy Easter. Mommy says your looking more & more like her Baby Girl who is in God’s Garden so she loves looking at all your pics but our computee takes furever to load bloggies but with our new service in a couple of weeks we hope to visit more often instead of playing catch-up all the time.
Golly your growing soooo fast
Love Licks & waggin TX tails
Sparky, it sounds as if you were giving great advice! I can’t believe they put you outside. People.
Woof
rusty
LOL What a cutie, and such a good helper! Supervise and make sure he’s doing it right!
Good you are so helpful in those home repairs!