“You expect me to ride zees smelly beast without zee propaire English saddle? You sicken me with your heathen ways!”
“And now zee beast named Moose is drooling, as if I am but a tasty snack. Remove me from this gargantuan canine, or you shall hear from my lawyares!”
Why I think it’s so fun to write Sparky with a French accent, I have no idea. Maybe it’s the French Pom in the camera commercials with the tennis star – I now hear all small dogs talking with a French accent. Technically, Sparky is 1/2 Mexican and 1/2 Japanese. But I don’t know how to type in a Mexican accent.



love the captions
great stuff…
Holy cow . . . I love dogs but man . . . my heart is so with the giant breeds! I had a Neopolitan mastiff for 8 years before he died of natural causes (old age for most neo’s). Anyhoo, the St Bernard is gorgeous . . . and so is the little guy!!!
thanks Jack!
And Imaginecreation, neo mastiffs are just gorgeous. I bet you got used to living with drool too.
They are so adorable together–looks like a cute ad or something. By the way, I love his French accent.